Sunday, April 23, 2006

Closing Down Shop

Not like any of you care, but the time has come to shut down this pathetic attempt at a blog. There are several reasons behind this decision:

1) I have run out of things to complain about.
2) I have come to the realization that most of the things I complain about do not directly affect my life, so why should I care? If you want to be a fat slob, help yourself to another Krispy Kreme.
3) I will soon move out of Great Falls, and will certainly run out of things of which to make fun.
4) There are much better ways to occupy my time than at the computer. Exercising, reading, practicing the drums, and watching baseball are just a few.
5) I have noticed recently that many criminals are leaving evidence in their blogs that is used against them in court. I don't want to say anything that will get me in trouble someday.

So that's it. It's been an interesting year, and 92 posts later, I've realized that it's just not something I was cut out to do. As a matter of fact, I'm still trying to figure out what I was cut out to do. Thanks to Dave for giving me the idea. But I'm sorry, another one of your blog children has died. Enjoy your hobby. But Da Bum is signing off, with one last.....

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Driven Under-Ground

Friday night I had the pleasure of sharing the stage with a band whom I consider to be the best rock band in Montana. Hands down. Yea, they're all kids, but Driven Under, who hail from Helena, know how to rock. I have seen them before at The Loading Zone, but this time my band played a show with them at the Black Eagle Community Center. It was a weird show...WAY too many high school kids, and it wasn't really our crowd (most weren't into cover songs), but it was fun to do something different. We discovered that we're much better suited to play in front of drunk people. Plus most of these kids weren't even born when some of the songs we played came out. Regardless, I got to hang out with Driven Under, gave them an Enceladus t-shirt, and gave them some sound advice: When you can, get the HELL out of Montana! They're way too talented, and Montana is way too lacking in original music appreciation. They need to move to a big city with a music scene. Anyway, check 'em out.

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

What Happened to Crank Yankers?

How come this show isn't on anymore? For those that haven't seen it, it was a Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla produced show on Comedy Central where puppets acted out various crank calls made by Jimmy, Adam, and others, including Tracy Morgan and even Snoop Dogg. The crank calls weren't as funny as say, the Jerky Boys, but when coupled with stupid looking puppets and crazy antics, it was hilarious. One of the best characters was Special Ed (below), who was well, special. He would call people and drive them crazy. Man, I miss good, offensive tv.

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