Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Give It Up For the White Guy

For many years now, the white guy has been taking a beating in basketball, a game we invented. I don't know if it's because blacks play more basketball as youths, are taller, or are more athletic. But ever since blacks got involved in the sport, they have been kicking our asses. Wilt, Magic, Jordan, LeBron - all those great players are black guys. Well folks, it looks like the cracker is making a comeback. Take a look in the college game, where you'll see the top two players in the country, J.J. Redick of Duke, and Adam Morrison of Gonzaga (born in Montana!), are white. The best freshman in nation, Tyler Hansbrough from North Carolina, is white. And they're playing the game with intelligence, skill, and finesse. Yea, a good dunk is nice every once in a while, but let's see some basketball the way it was meant to be played. And if you want to see a whole team of white guys (who are good), and just happen to be inbred, white-trash hicks to boot, check out the University of West Virginia. Wow. A couple of those dudes have more tattoos than teeth.

They may not be able to jump, but they can sure shoot. Posted by Picasa


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